Jen Clark

Writer | Detained for over-consumption of Blend hot-dogs

“International Studies”

  • When Life Gives You Lemons, Start A Movement

    Beyonce, once again, has taken over my entire life. If you’ve questioned where I have been or what I have been doing for the last 72 hours, my answer is simple: I hav

  • Why “Blue Lives Matter” is Problematic

    Facebook is not only a good platform for keeping up with old friends, but it also lets you see who from high school has turned into a biased asshole based on their blat

  • MANDATORY DORMCEST

    Good news to anyone who has ever signed in under a pseudonym, climbed in through a  window, ran past a desk guard faster than Charlie Sheen can say “winning” a